A Whole Year of Cats Drawn With Questionable Confidence.
Kings. Knights. Snails. Musicians. Giant fish. Every month features an awkward medieval-inspired cat drawn as if the artist had heard of cats—but never actually met one.
Not a serious history calendar. A delightful 2027 wall calendar celebrating the wonderfully weird visual language of medieval manuscript illuminations.
📅 Jan–Dec 2027🎨 12 Unique Artworks📐 8.3 × 8.3 in Cover📎 Top Spiral Bound
JANUARY TO DECEMBER
Twelve Months. Twelve Tiny Disasters.
JANUARY Royal crowned cat rules.
FEBRUARY Medieval romance attempts.
MARCH Cat vs. Giant snail.
APRIL Suspiciously long cat.
MAY Questionable music band.
JUNE Under human-faced sun.
JULY Presents an enormous fish.
AUGUST Knight Cat rides in.
SEPTEMBER Scholar Cat studying.
OCTOBER Winged night dragon-cat.
NOVEMBER Full banquet feast.
DECEMBER Candlelight festive cat.
FUNNY ON TOP • USEFUL UNDERNEATH
Absurd Art. Functional Calendar.
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Clear Date Grid
Separate monthly grid below art keeps appointments and dates clean and readable.
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Notes Area
Quick bottom notes line for monthly priorities, birthdays, and reminders.
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Compact Display Size
Approximately 21 × 21 cm (8.3 × 8.3 in), perfect for home office, kitchen or galley wall.
GIFT INSPIRATION
Who Needs This?
🐱 Cat LoversWho love odd cats more than cute ones
🏰 Medieval FansCharmed by manuscripts and heraldry
📚 BookwormsLooks classic near vintage bookshelves
🎁 Fun GiftGuaranteed laugh when opening
QUICK QUESTIONS
FAQ
Is this a full 2027 calendar?
Yes. It covers January through December 2027 with a unique illustration each month.
What are the exact dimensions?
The closed cover measures 21 × 21 cm (8.3 × 8.3 in). It flips open vertically to hang on the wall.
Are these real historical paintings?
No, they are modern medieval-inspired illustrations created purposefully in manuscript style for humor.
Can I write notes on the days?
Yes, the date boxes and bottom memo section are designed for everyday pen writing.
12 MONTHS • DELIGHTFULLY ABSURD
Make 2027 Progressively Stranger.
Survive Knight Cat, feast with royals, and laugh through all twelve months.