ADULT CHRISTMAS HUMOR COLLECTION Santa's Officially
Out of Patience.
Two outrageously funny sides. One unforgettable Christmas coin. For people who like their holiday cheer with a little attitude.
TWO SIDES. DOUBLE THE ATTITUDE. This Christmas,
Santa Has Had Enough.
Forget the usual sweet holiday messages. This collectible novelty coin brings sarcastic Christmas humor to a whole new level.
Flip it over to reveal another hilariously inappropriate message. One little coin, two big reactions.
SIDE ONE • THE NAUGHTY LIST You've Made
Santa's Naughty List.
Santa has checked the list. And apparently, things are not looking good.
Wearing dark sunglasses, holding a list covered in red X marks, and delivering a very rude hand gesture, this Santa is done pretending to be nice.
"You Ain't Getting Shit." A brutally funny message for anyone who's been naughty all year.
SIDE TWO • SANTA'S FINAL GIFT His Last Gift
Is Not What You Think.
The presents are gone. The patience is gone. And Santa has just one final message.
A festive Santa sack, wrapped gifts, bells, ribbons, holly, and beautifully sculpted details surround the ultimate holiday punchline.
"But Here's My Last
Fuck to Give." Because even Santa has his limits.
BIG PERSONALITY • SMALL DETAILS Detailed Design.
Maximum Attitude.
Raised lettering and richly textured sculpted details give the coin its distinctive dimensional appearance.
Detailed Santa Artwork Beard, hat, gloves, sunglasses and more.
Festive Decorative Details Snowflakes, bells, holly and candy canes.
Two-Sided Design A different bold message on each side.
THE UNEXPECTED CHRISTMAS GIFT A Gift They'll
Definitely Remember.
Another mug? Another pair of socks? Not this year.
This cheeky Christmas coin is made for friends and family members who appreciate a joke that's a little less than polite.
White Elephant: A funny surprise for adult gift exchanges.
Secret Santa: A memorable choice for friends who love sarcastic humor.
Friends & Siblings: A cheeky little gift for people who know how to take a joke.
Novelty Collectors: An entertaining addition to a collection or desk.
SHARE THE HOLIDAY SARCASM One Gets a Laugh.
More Keep It Going.
Sharing Christmas laughs with a whole crew? Pick up extras for friends, siblings, and coworkers who enjoy this kind of humor.
Keep one for yourself and share the joke with someone who truly appreciates it.
PRODUCT INFORMATION Product Details.
Product Funny Santa Christmas Commemorative Coin
Diameter40 mm
Thickness2 mm
Design Double-Sided Novelty Artwork
Style Funny / Sarcastic / Adult Christmas
Appearance Raised Sculpted Details and Lettering
Suggested Use Novelty Collecting, Display and Adult Gifting
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS Good to Know.
Is the coin double-sided? Yes. The two sides feature different Santa-themed designs and humorous messages.
What size is the coin? The listed measurements are 40 mm in diameter and 2 mm in thickness.
Is it suitable for children? No. It includes explicit language and a rude hand gesture, making it intended for adults.
Is it a real currency coin? No. It is a novelty commemorative item, not legal tender.
Does the artwork have raised details? The design has a sculpted, dimensional appearance, including decorative elements and lettering.
Who would enjoy this gift? Adults who enjoy irreverent Christmas jokes, sarcasm, gag gifts and novelty collectibles.
FOR THE NICEST PEOPLE WITH THE NAUGHTIEST HUMOR Merry Christmas.
Manage Your Expectations.
Santa checked the list. The answer is no. And he's officially out of patience.
Two Sides. One Hilarious Gift.